One Nation Under A Groove or, Burn, Baby! BURN!
Sean MurphyAnother great moment in American douchebaggery! Despite the fact that we're on somewhat of a losing streak in recent years (thanks, Wall Street!), one of the reasons America remains a place…
“Better call on evolution” or, Our Cultural Koyaanisqatsi
ON THIS DAY: On May 25, 1925, John T. Scopes was indicted in Tennessee for teaching Darwin's theory of evolution. I always enjoy the chance to invoke the incomparable Bill…
Jay Leno: Company Man
Doesn't that picture put both of these imbeciles in perfect perspective? Hey, Tea Partiers count for ratings, too! Listen, I don't begrudge Leno. Make all the money you can dude.…
Say It Ain’t So, Colicchio
After having the cock of one of the world's largest corporations in your mouth, there's nothing quite like a refreshing Diet Coke to wash it down. Right Tom? Ouch. Listen,…
Down With The King: Wherein the Mysteries of Easter are Contemplated
Right. So what's scarier: a grown man dressed in a bunny costume, an actual adult-sized Bunny, or whatever chemicals comprise these things? Or, you know, this "bunny". Or Jimmy Stewart and…