Sat. Nov 2nd, 2024

So, I’m already married to the Internet, but this was so good I felt like I just cheated on her (and yes, the Internet is obviously a woman; no man could contain such multitudes, no male could attain such deep inner beauty).

I will paste the post, from here, in its entirety and take no credit for anything at all other than being lucky enough to have someone send it to me. I have nothing to do with a single aspect of any of the content below, other than my abiding love for it.

What’s Worse Than a Snuggie?

Posted by Alex Zalben

Excuse my language, but holy shit this is the craziest thing I’ve seen all day. And here’s the crazier part… It’s not a concept. This is an actual product that people can actually buy.

You know what this looks exactly like, right? In case you don’t, I’ll remind you:

“Quaaaaid. Quaaaaaid. Start the reactor. Free Mars…”

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