You Using the Whole Fist, Wall Street?
Sean MurphyI can’t get that hot, asphalt taste out of my mouth. We’re all out of...
The Pterodactyl Sees the Airplane
From: Sean Murphy Sent: Friday, March 20, 2009 3:26 PM To: ‘Murphy, John R.’ Subject:...
Sucking in the ’70s or, Joga Bonito and Leisure Suits
Maybe soccer was doomed in the states from the start. Maybe renaming football (as it...
This Just In: Richard Cohen is still a Clown
I’ve found ample reason to be disgusted with Richard Cohen’s clownish and self-aggrandizing claptrap many...
Irish Ears Are Smiling
Happy St. Patrick’s Day, mates. Get your Irish on. And lastly, three very different approaches...
Bad Brains Before Bad Brains?
This is the reason you always remain humble, if not entirely content in the knowledge...
I’m too deeply in love to answer questions
Question: Isn’t that the most beautiful thing you’ve ever seen? Answer: Yes, that rug really...
Dead Man Walking
Abortion is a woman’s choice? Homsexuality is not a choice? What on earth is a...
Texas: The New Island of Misfit Toys?
You know the drill. There is no chin under Chuck Norris’ beard; there is only...
Boulder, Oskar Blues and Leroy Brown (the ale, and the boy)
Boulder, baby. Where else could you ever see a shirt like this (even in a...