Listen up, loonies: Obama is not going to take away your guns. Obama is not interested in taking away your guns. Nobody else is, either.
However, if you happen to have a tattoo of an eagle on your chest, you henceforth forfeit your gun-owning privileges. This isn’t about you, trust me. It’s about the rest of us, who don’t fancy being caught in the crossfire of your extremist, racist, misinformed, paranoid and delusional apocalyptic fantasy.
To be continued…
