Sucking in the ’70s or, Joga Bonito and Leisure Suits
Sean MurphyMaybe soccer was doomed in the states from the start. Maybe renaming football (as it is known everywhere else in the world) was akin to renaming (props to Denis Leary)…
This Just In: Richard Cohen is still a Clown
I've found ample reason to be disgusted with Richard Cohen's clownish and self-aggrandizing claptrap many times in the past, including back in January, when I made the following observation: When…
Irish Ears Are Smiling
Happy St. Patrick's Day, mates. Get your Irish on. And lastly, three very different approaches to the auld classic:
Bad Brains Before Bad Brains?
This is the reason you always remain humble, if not entirely content in the knowledge of how little you actually know. Not only about all the great art we know…
I’m too deeply in love to answer questions
Question: Isn't that the most beautiful thing you've ever seen? Answer: Yes, that rug really ties the room together. Question: Seriously, who is that? Answer: They are identical twins. Question:…
Dead Man Walking
Abortion is a woman's choice? Homsexuality is not a choice? What on earth is a high profile Republican doing make comments like this, in public? There is absolutely no place…
Texas: The New Island of Misfit Toys?
You know the drill. There is no chin under Chuck Norris’ beard; there is only another fist. There is also no brain under Chuck Norris’ head; there is only the…
Boulder, Oskar Blues and Leroy Brown (the ale, and the boy)
Boulder, baby. Where else could you ever see a shirt like this (even in a "vintage clothing" shop?) I regret to report that I was not man enough to make…
The Top 10 Reasons I Love Bear Grylls
1. His name is Bear. (Not literally, but still...) How did you get the nickname Bear? I was christened Eddie, that became Teddy, and that became Bear! Not very butch…
High Altitude + Heavy Lifting = This Guy
Some blame it on the rain. Some blame it on the woman. I blame it on the altitude. As well as the Keystone Lites, the Hazed n' Confused and the…